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    October 31

    A Halloween Afternoon for DBS



    (Photo Taken: Central DBS Branch, Hong Kong) - NOT A HALLOWEEN PROMOTION FOR DBS BANK - A rare scene outside DBS Bank today, hundreds of "officially registered" protesters rallied outside the bank today, shouting slogans. It was quite a commotion - Policemen struggled to contain the crowd...there were lots of onlookers, reporters and photographers. You can feel the anger of these people. Mostly, I feel sad for the bank staffs. They formed a line, guarding the entrance - facing the abuse and discriminating stares from the protesters. Poor banking fresh grads - tough jobs!)

    Happy Halloween


    Theoretically, Halloween should be a "Joe's" festival (no, I am not Irish). I am a natural prankster, love scary stuffs, hideous and 101% monstrous! In fact, I am a living Halloween character 363 days a year (except my birthday and Christmas). In order to blend in with the world of goodness and justice, I have no choice but to conceal my ugly identity with a "Mr Quite Nice Guy" mask. Seriously, who the hell want to employ a monster-cum-prankster?

    Haven't been feeling the "Halloween" festive mood for such a long time. The last time I celebrated Halloween was back in 1992 (that was the first and only Halloween party I attended ~ at Felicia's Nanyang Polytechnic ~ the night she casted a spell on me!) Over the past 16 years, the only scary costume I wore was the green jungle camourflage "long 4" by SAF. Like most normal men out there, I am often intrigued (by not fetish) by mesmerising uniforms and costumes. Hot tight red eather vampire suit, skimpy black lacy seductress lingerie and white puffy cotton angel gown. Dun mind those toilet-rolled mummy female suit - provided there is nothing inside.

    The younger generation sure love this festival. (More like a really bad fashion festival - of rugged street wear, low budget monster costumes, "going extinct" animal suits and recycled superheroes attires - like Spidy, Batty and Supy...Man, what so scary about my favourite heroes???) In Hong Kong, no matter where you are - you can feel the festive mood. There are giant pumpkins everywhere! Shopping centres, restuarants and even in housing estates! Not a pumpkin fan. I would prefer to carve those scary eyes and smile on our favourite old durian (if only we can do that!).
    Elkan had his first halloween party this morning. Creative mummy made him a "CHUA-E" robot suit. Good and original home-made suit! At least, he is unique amongst the plenty of spidermen, supermen, pirates, princesses, mickey mices and vampires in his school. Mmm...didn't see any Chinese Milk Farmers or Careless Sexpoliting Edison today... Aren't they the worst breeds of Halloween this year? Perhaps, we should use this day to commemorate the undeserving villians and scumbags (not condoms) of this year.

    After tonight, all the monsters will be gone and we be celebrating Christmas!
    Mmm.... ohhhhh no....... my monster-in-law is coming back tomorrow! Er..typo...mother-in-law.

    Wahbiang Blog is 3!

    Happy 3rd Year Blogging! (23rd Oct 2008)

    October is a month of important birthdays - my mother, my son and my blog.

    So fast, another year went by and I am celebrating my 3rd year of blogging. (And thank you all for reading my humble blogs and writing down your comments! - my fan base have increase year on year! This year, I have achieved an incremental 37,000 visits!)

    Surely, the past 12 months have been exciting, eventful and beautiful!



    Here is the recap:

    In 2006, I wrote 94 blogs and received 16600 visitorships.
    In 2007, I wrote 97 blogs and received 24385 visitorships.
    This year, I wrote 106 blogs and received 37377 visitorships.
     
    There were sad and happy moments. I had a marvelous time with my visitors. I have met these many precious ones - Kalinda, Shin and Dendy, Serene, Duuk, Juliana, Gareth, Ivy, Joanne, Hovman, Meijie, Uncle Alvin, Kevin, Sherane, Uncle Asty, Chester, Amy & Benny, Leon, Scott and Yiyi, my sister, Qiqi and James, my parents, Stella, my mother-in-law and soon... Chups. And I have sad moments bidding farewell to these whom I missed so much - Francis, Echo and family, Rebecca, Calvin, Alicia, Cousin Yei and Summer, Johnny and Ming, Clare, Steven, Daisy, Lisa, Nick, Franklin & Sally and Hong Ai.

    It is also the year when I traveled the most - to London, Taipei x 4, Vietnam, KL, Cebu, Nanjing, Hong Kong x 20s, Macau x 3, Shenzhen x 2 and Beijing - not forgetting Singapore x 3 and Shanghai x countless.  

    It is also the year of unusual world events - Big snow in Shanghai, Beijing Olympic, Sichuan Earthquake and now the world Financial Tsunami. It is also the year when I moved from Shanghai to Hong Kong. It will be the year when my team scored the best marks for Ogilvy!

    Indeed, it is a very very special year.



    Here is the list of my 3rd Year Blog. I have bold those that I love so much. Click on them and it leads you right to my archive.

    2008
    October 21       
    My Mother's 60th Birthday!
    October 21       
    A Surprise (22nd) Visitor
    October 21       
    Bye Stella
    October 18       
    Elkan's 4th Birthday
    October 16        
    Elkan's Present Has Just Arrived
    October 15       
    Morning Drama
    October 12       
    Francis's New Girlfriend
    October 05       
    At the Peak with Eric

    October 05       
    Elkan's Morning Ritual

    September 29    Sex & The City
    September 28   Beijing Milk & Jam! (Updated)
    September 28   Meijie, Macau and Hong Kong
    September 15    My New Toy
    September 14   A Special Day of My Life
    September 07    Bay Watch
    September 07    Crowd Wooers!
    September 07    Bad Celebrities of Asia
    September 05    6 Days in Taiwan
    September 04    The August Stars

    August 26          Brother Came & Gone
    August 22         
    Brother is Here
    August 18          48 Years Later....
    August 18         
    Belated Gift for Meijie
    August 12          
    A Teary Goodbye
    August 11          
    9th August Reunion - Day 1 & 2

    August 09         
    This Night in Beijing
    August 06         
    48 hours to Beijing Olympic
    August 06         
    My 1st Number 8 Typhoon

    July 28              "The Days" Movie - Boi is in Town!
    July
    27              Exclusive Lane!
    July 20             
    Water Boy!
    July 20             
    Dazzling Saturday
    July 20             
    0824 on Fire!
    July 20             
    Stormy Week
    July 20               
    Goodbye "Hai Yue" (Back-dated Blog)
    July 13             
    Leon Meets Elkan
    July 13             
    My Daily Mornings...
    July 13             
    Blah..Blah...Bra???
    July 13               
    My 1st Week and my 1st Visitor
    July 02             
    Running a new race in Hong Kong
    July 01               
    My last 36 hours in Shanghai

    June 29               Goodbye Shanghai
    June 29            
    Hotel 13th
    June 16            
    Elkan's 1st HairCut (by himself!)

    June 15            
    This Week in Pixels

    June 15            
    My 33rd Big Day
    June 15            
    Happy Father's Day
    June 09              
    An Amazing Gathering!
    June 08            
    House Hunting

    May 31              Birthday Lunch
    May 25               
    My last Month in Shanghai
    May 19             
    Black Week in China
    May 17              
    Tracy's 29th Birthday Dresses
    May 04              
    iPhoto - Fun Shots from my iPhone
    May 04             
    Belated Birthday Gift for Gareth!
    May 04             
    Muah Chee!
    May 04             
    Our May Day Outing

    May 04               
    Turning Points Ahead

    April 20             A Beautiful Sunday
    April 20            
    Toilet Creative Copy

    April 20            
    A New Member
    April 14            
    Room-mate Needed
    April 14              
    Mini Curtin Gathering
    April 07           
      The Mist

    April 07              
    My 54th Visitor - Serene Chia!

    April 04            
    Funny Meanings
    April 04            
    Elkan is Back!
    April 04              
    Refreshing Taipei


    March 21           
    Historical Nanjing
    March 12            Beautiful Cebu

    February 23       My new MBA - MacBook Air
    February 23      
    The Last Day of CNY
    February 10      
    My Big CNY Feast 2008
    February 10      
    Dad's 60th Birthday Ride

    February 07      
    Joe Chua (1975 - 2050)   

    January 30         Shanghai - Snow City
    January 27       
    A White Sunday Morning
    January 27       
    A Weekend of Bowling and Reunion Dinner
    January 27       
    Snow Shanghai
    January 22       
    Big Joe Meets Big Ben
    January 09       
    A happy and foggy dreamy birthday

    January 08       
    Elkan's Coverlooks
    January 02       
    Elkan's 1st Commercial Shoot
     

    2007
    December 31    
    The last blog of the year
    December 31    
    Make someone smile everyday
    December 31    
    Elkan's 5m Encounter with the Lions
    December 31    
    My 50th Visitors
    December 27    
    12 days of Christmas @ Shanghai
    December 27    
    And the award goes to...
    December 09    
    Wahbiang Christmas 2007 - "Award Gala"
    December 09    
    Auntie Amy and Cousin "F4"
    December 01    
    "Yo! Bend it like Beckham!"
    December 01    
    Design Bazaar (18-19 Nov)
    December 01    
    Beautiful Peak
    December 01    
    My 47th Visitor - Hovman Goh

    November 18     EveryDay Elkan
    November 11    
    Weekend with Cousin Alvin
    November 11    
    The Montblanc City
    November 11    
    An Unlikely Duo
    November 04   
    Dinner by Kal & Feli
    November 04   
    The One We Miss So Much!
    November 04     
    Hot Chicks on Wheels!
    November 04    
    My New Properties in Shanghai
    November 03     My 24th Love

    October 21        The Clown Festival
    October 21       
    Elkan's 3rd Birthday


    A Surprise (22nd) Visitor


    Minutes after we bid farewell (temporary) to Felicia's mum and aunt. Ellen Yong (her Lasalle and Perth Curtin classmate) called Felicia for a surprise meet-up! Time flies so so fast, she is already a mother of one 7-month toddler. What a sweet surprise for Felicia - in fact, Ellen just called Felicia last Thursday for a chat. Evil...that phone call from KL must be a pre-trip spot check! Surely, what a good time to meet my monster during the festival of Halloween!

    Bye Stella

     

    TO STELLA - Silently you came and quietly you left. All alone and very independent. Just days before your trip, your sister was so afraid that you be lost. She said this is the first time you fly solo and was worried you lost your way. I guess sometimes it is fun to travel alone. You get to enjoy a different kind of journey, in your own personal space and world. Looking and observing things in your own perspective.

    Small little things you did during your trip left a deep impression in me. Still remember that first second you stood by our door - Elkan yelled and jumped... You concealed your emotion and gave my little boy a big tight hug. When he ran off, I saw the redness in your eyes. Wiping your tears away briskly, you adjusted yourself fast and stepped into the house. I was touched...really. Guess you love and miss my little boy more than we ever knew.

    During your stay, we were pretty worried that you be bored. Shopping and bargaining may not be your favourite activities. Still, you tagged along with your old folks. Throughout their shopping spree, you baby-sit my little monster. Even when he accidently gave you that hard punch on your lips, you didn't even flare at him. Really, you dote on him so so much.
     
     
     
    Happy that you spent good personal moments with Elkan at the Disneyland. And happy to know that my boy misses you as much.
     
    Today, we said bye to your mum and aunt (who flew to Taipei)... Elkan cried so badly at the train station. Felicia, Elkan and I stood in front of you, waving goodbye to your mum and aunt. You were standing at the back quietly. From the distance, I saw the same redness in your eyes. And your heart full of affection and love. Yes, it is hard to say goodbye. Or perhaps, it is easy to be misunderstood at times.
     
    So you flew. On your lonely trip back home. Hope you enjoy this short 5-day stay, with Elkan and your family.
    Thanks for coming here for his 4th birthday. I am sure he appreciates and enjoy your presence too. (Yes...he always ask for you!)
     
    Stay happy and cheerful. And perhaps it is also time to find yourself a good life-travel mate.
    Take care, my friend. Come back soon.
    October 18

    Elkan's 4th Birthday



    My little monster turns 4 today - in the company of his favourite "porpor" and "shanshan yiyi". For some strange twists of fate - this was the 2nd time Elkan celebrated his birthday in Hong Kong (See blog dated 17th Oct 2007: http://wahbiang.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!F1900AAD73568D14!2195.entry) Guess this would be his 1st most grand overseas birthday - and one that he would have memories of.

    It was a long and eventful day for Elkan! You cannot imagine how our day went..



    Morning...

    I took leave today to attend Elkan's birthday party at school (organised by his play-school). Things weren't going smoothly as what we wanted. The party had just started and poor Elkan cried + vomitted in front of his class. (okay, that wasn't cool at all...) His teachers were shocked and rushed to assist him. Elkan just kept crying and crying. Afterall, he was one of the 3 birthday stars today and he was kinda out of tune. Or what a smart way to get attention. All his classmates were staring at him...



    The children went outdoor, played games and sang songs. Felicia and I (plus 3 other parents) joined them. We then came back to the classroom to celebrate birthday for the "October Kids". Elkan was lucky as today's his actual birthday. So, the 3 October birthday boys stood by the big birthday cake. His classmates sang birthday song and the birthday boys cut the cake together. Guess what? Within seconds after eating his birthday cake, Elkan cried again and ran to the trash bag to vomit. (Okay...another commotion in the class).. He kinda ruined his own morning party, I thought.

    Guess what, 2 pretty girls came up to Elkan and comforted him. (Wow...how charming he is). One pretty Indian and one demure Japanese girl. Mmm... my boy is pretty popular in his class. Check out his "girlfriends"!



    Afternoon...

    Stella (our 20th Visitor) flew in this afternoon and arrived at our house at 1pm. Elkan opened the door and was very happy to see his old "ShanShan Yiyi". He jumped and screamed when he saw Stella. However. his true colour revealed 5 seconds later. What a big contrast to his earlier affection - "Yiyi, where is my cashbox toy? huh...what? You didn't bring it over??? Ai yah..." He whined out loud, pout his lips and walked away. (Spoilt Brat!)



    Just then, his favourite "Uncle Leon" called from Xiamen to wish him "Happy Birthday". I have no idea what 2 of them were chatting... haaa...just got a feeling they were both in their own chicken and duck conversation.

    At 1:30pm, we went out for a quick dim-sum lunch opposite my house. Elkan wasn't feeling very well. He had a slight fever. So, we decided to let him take an afternoon nap (while the ladies went out shopping).

    Elkan slept until 5pm and woke up crying. He walked to the toilet and started vomitting (again!). I took his temperature - my gosh - it was a high 38.3 degrees! Felicia, Porpor and I walked him to the nearby clinic. (Of course, another drama took place inside the clinic - you know how hostile Elkan can be towards the doctor or nurse)



    Evening...

    After a couple of "cold-showers" and medications, Elkan's fever came down at around 7pm. We decided to go out to celebrate his birthday. We then picked up Tracy from the office and headed for the peak. By then, Elkan had fully recovered - he was yelling, running and screaming like normal.




    Dinner was great... and Elkan had his 2nd birthday cake of the day. Porpor handed him a couple of hongbaos (from my mum and Aunty Amy) plus 2 presents (and a hand-drawn card) from my sister and Qiqi. (Qiqi even called to say hi!) Next, he opened 3 big presents from his old Daddy, Mummy and Auntie Baybay. And those were his "most-wanted" gifts - gems that he has been eyeing for months!



    This must be Elkan's most dramatic and happiest birthday! (He even got an Hongbao from my colleague, Alice!) For me, it was eventful and tiring. It is certainly good to be Elkan - he has nothing to worry about. Right now, he has his big present sleeping right beside him. Tonight was his first night sleeping with his favourite porpor. For me, it was my 1st night sleeping outside in the living room. (and many nights more to go...)



    October 16

    Elkan's Present Has Just Arrived



    After more than 8-month seperation, Elkan is finally reunited with his favourite "Porpor". 3 hours ago, my mother-in-law and aunt touched down in Hong Kong. They will be here for a couple of weeks - just in time for Elkan's 4th Birthday celebration this Friday! And of course, they brought along all the goodies (from my Auntie Amy and mum too!) Next, Auntie Chups and Stella are on their way too...
    October 15

    Morning Drama



    (Photo taken: Tuesday Morning Panic - Yesterday, Tracy suffered an acute tummy ache and we called the ambulance in to send her to the hospital. It was pretty scary as we have never seen her in such painful state. Dun worry guys, she should be okay now. Perhaps enough strength to kick my ass after reading this on my blog later!) ~Damn, they didn't take off their shoes when they walked in.
    October 12

    Francis's New Girlfriend



    Can't remember how many "girlfriends" Francis Chay has ridden. But this new silver babe is his latest toy (His 6th).
    Sitting beside his new convertible is his 6-month old 5-Series BMW (who lost her ass to some broke nut just a few weeks ago)
    Where is he favourite lass, WRX? Francis "configured" her so much that she became an unstable and crazy machine. He has since "dumped" her.
    October 05

    At the Peak with Eric


     
    Eric Goh called me 3 weeks ago when he first arrived in Hong Kong. But due to my travels, we were unable to meet each other. Finally on 1st October (China National Day), we got to meet up for dinner at the Peak. Meeting Eric was great - he is still as candid as before. Still maintaining his nice bod, slim and arty. Spot a little goatie, it is very easy to recognise this old friend. I think the last time we met was like 6-7 years back. Really happy to see him here...and hopefully, he can get his lovey over soon.

     
    We chose a really lousy timing to dine at the Peak. It was quite a nightmare up there - there were so many people - I was so worried that there may be a "human-slide". We joined the thousands in their fireworks celebration (only to find out that the Peak ísn't the best place to watch the fireworks - actually, our view was blocked by a big tree!)
     
    The worst was the way home - After the firework, thousands of people were trying to get their way down. I even got into a little "verbal fight" with a dumb HK policeman. Man, he has one rude and ugly f**king attitude. Guess when you speak Chinese in HK, they took you as some 2nd-class mainlander. And seriously, I really hate it when he yell at me in some f**k-up cantonese. In the end, the policeman spilt us....and I made my way home seperately (leaving Feli and Elkan with Eric and Tracy). It was just so damn frustrating at the end.